Herein I [will] feature my most favorite quotes of all time.

“I don’t have a life. I have the opposite of a life. I have a death, I do.”
“I cannot blaspheme against that which is not divine.”
“Heed not that which is beyond understanding.”
“Seeing virtue in idiocy is the prerogative of the simplistic.”
“‘I will do much for Wisdom,’ said Odin, pointing to the place in his face where his eye was not, ‘and more to bring it to Men.’”
“sometimes i wish i had testosterone and was stupid. this isn’t one of them.”

“I think what this cathedral needs is some new windows!”
“I think what this cathedral really needs is a new priesthood, dedicated to serving the Dark Lord.”