Category Archives: B-sides

“your ex-wife slept with my boyfriend/husband”

ALANUR, DON’T READ THIS!!! this begs for a witty response, but it just isn’t worth it, not even the lowest form of [w]it. but in light of a few more recent complaints about my jesus-loving, church-going, gospel-chanting, etc., etc., in-practice-ex-wife screwing your partner and hence your life up, i am compelled to put together a [...]

Happy Thanksgiving!

I fear I’ll never be deAmericanized.

Protected: Tainted Love

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Protected: Inexorable Repercussions

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Misery

You, you’re smothered in tragedy!

Protected: V for Vinegar

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The Beginning of Time

“Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.”

Sneaky Crawler

Did someone say Tinky Winky?

Cheers, darling.

Sky is falling.

Southlake

“Ciel! Amour! Liberté! Quel rêve, ô pauvre Folle!”
(Translation: Heaven! Love! Freedom! What a dream, oh poor crazed Girl!)

—Arthur Rimbaud