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Mad Hatter

Mad Sartre

“your ex-wife slept with my boyfriend/husband”

ALANUR, DON’T READ THIS!!! this begs for a witty response, but it just isn’t worth it, not even the lowest form of [w]it. but in light of a few more recent complaints about my jesus-loving, church-going, gospel-chanting, etc., etc., in-practice-ex-wife screwing your partner and hence your life up, i am compelled to put together a [...]

Sil Ba?tan

Sil ba?tan da nereye kadar a.q.? Ben hayat?n kendisine k?z?yorum.

Holy Screaming Virgin!

Every harlot was a virgin once.

The noble soul has reverence for itself.

What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.

Hail and Kill

I hereby swear by the name of Odin to keep my sword forever wet like a young girl in her prime.

useless

xkcd comics

Bir binay? yapamazsan y?k?p viran eyle[me]

Bir bahçeye giremezsen, durup seyran eyleme!

Absofuckinlutely Turkish, unfuckinbelievably amazing.

Extreme Ways

I would stand in line for this.

I AM!

And I’ll sharpen my teeth on your calves.