“your ex-wife slept with my boyfriend/husband”

ALANUR, DON’T READ THIS!!!

this begs for a witty response, but it just isn’t worth it, not even the lowest form of [w]it. but in light of a few more recent complaints about my jesus-loving, church-going, gospel-chanting, etc., etc., in-practice-ex-wife screwing your partner and hence your life up, i am compelled to put together a few words:

1. hold your horses, this isn’t a complaint line!
2. i don’t have the slightest affiliation with aforementioned female. the “ex” is there for a reason.
3. no, i am not gonna “thank her for screwing up [my] your life.”

remember, your life is yours and only yours to screw! don’t let her (or anybody else, for that matter) do it for you. instead, like i’ve already done over and over, screw her/them.

grow up. get over it. and get on with your life.

cheers,
-koray

ps. just in case, if you happen to feel at unease with any of the above, i ask you to remove me from your friends list.

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