Aristotle to Alexander the Great

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Aristotle: “You have allowed this Platonist to twist your mind, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.”
Alexander: “Don’t lecture me, Aristotle. I see through the lies of the Aristotelians. I do not fear the Supernatural as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire, much like in Plato’s Republic!”
Aristotle: “Your new empire?”
Alexander: “Don’t make me kill you.”
Aristotle: “Alexander, my allegiance is to the polis, TO LOGIC!!”
Alexander: “If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!”
Aristotle: “Only a Platonist deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.”
Alexander: “You will try.”

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